My sister speaks the "language",
and I have learned from her. Now, I can talk to her without me asking her
what she just said. Since I have knowledge of this unique "language", I
must teach it those less fortunate. Follow the lessons and may you have
fun learning this wonderful lingo. Other words I might have miss, then
tell me cause I dont know everything.
Lesson 1- Greetings and Goodbye
| Ebonics | English Translation | Replies |
| Wuz up! | Hello, how are you? | Well, I'm a girl so it have to be my nipples. |
| Wuz da 4-1-1? | Anything new happen? | Yes to get the phone # of someone |
| I gotz to jet! | I have to go, later! | I'd love to ride your jet! |
| I gotz to bounce! | I have to go, later! | Bounce all you want, in fact lets bounce togethere |
| Peaze! | Bye Bye | Yes, I'd like some Pez candy, thats so nice of you! |
| Eah yo! Eah yo! | Hey you! | Yes, kind sir. |
Lesson 2- Fighting Words
| Ebonics | English Translation | Replies |
| Gotz beef? | Is there a problem with you and me? | No, but is ham OK? |
| Am uh kick ya in yo mouff! | Watch out, I'm going to get you! | No oral for me, no thanks |
| Wuh yo frontin'! | Why are you looking for a fight? | No speaka English |
| Wanna do thiz? | Would you like to fight? | I give you spank and spank |
| Layin' the smack down! | Putting foot down cause I'm the boss | Suck It! |
| Wha u dissin? | Why are you disrespecting my property? | Your backside is a little on the chunky side |
| Fu! | Fool! or Kung Fu | I dont understand. |
Lesson 3- Other Stuff
| Ebonics | English Translation | Replies |
| Wanna getz douwn wit us? | Would you like to join me? | Sure why not! |
| Tow dis. | Will you please throw this away for me? | Sure if I can room on my tray. |
| Triez 2 keep it in da DL (downlow) | Keep it a secret. | Werd. (then tell all your friends) |
| Choo | You | Excuse me, is my zipper down? |
| Homies/Homes/Peep | Buddies, friends, pals, amigos | DOESN'T APPLY |
| 4weeeeewz! (For- Reals) | Really? | Yes, I have a 12 inch penis. |
| Phat! | Thats really impresses me. | Who are you calling fat? |
| Mad | Good (adj.) | Excuse me but I think youre mentally sexy. |
| Pssh, nah gurl! | That doesnt apply to me. | Are my hips too big? |
| Keepz it realz! | Dont be fake. | These are real, feel them! |
| Wut the dilly? | I have no idea (really i dont and this is not a definition) | Pickles? |
| Lemme get a whut whut | If its not too much trouble may I get a pardon me, pardon me, kind sir | ::start having seizure:: (fake) |
| Whack! | Stupid! | NO REPLY! |
| We wuz wilin' | We were having a superb time. | Eah yo eah yo! |
| Crib! | House | NO REPLY! |
Lesson 4- Dirty Words
| Ebonics | English Translation | Replies |
| Choch! | Vagina | NO REPLY! |
| Big Willy Style! | Penis | Izall in it! |
| Nugz | Scrotum w/ Testicles inside | NO REPLY! |
| Fatty | Nice Ass | Yes very! |
| Baby gotz backz! | Big butt | Damn! |
| Gran Titons | Tits | Lemme touch! |
Lesson 5- Usage
| Sentence | What To do | Example(s) |
| Are you going there? | replace "are" with "is" | 1-Is you going there?
2-Yes, you is! |
| My mom is over there. | Always add "s" after "mom" | My moms is over there. |
| I have basketball skills. | Use "mad" as an ADJ.everytime you see "really" in a sentence, you may "mad" instead. | 1-I got mad basketball skills.
2- Thats mad good! |
| Thats really cool! | replace "cool" with "phat" | That's mad phat! |
| You were like a star. | replace "you were" with "chooz was" | Chooz was like a star. |
| Theres a comet over there. | replace "there" with "derz" | Derz a comet over derz |
| **ANY SENTENCE** | always say "yo" after each sentence to get street affect | Chooz be all up in my nugz, yo! |
| The museum was fun. | Replace "the" with "da" and "was" with "wuz" | Da museum wuz mad phat!
or Da museum b da shit! |
Lesson 6- Body Language
| If youre a girl and youre in an argument with a person. Follow this: Snap fingers while moving arm back in forth, the other hand should be touching hips, roll eyes numerous times, while you notice that your about to end move hips in a circular motion then slap your buttocks to let the person know its their turn to argue. Who ever sounds most threatning "Wins!". |
| If youre a guy and hanging with friend. Follow this: Take middle and ring finger in each hand and put them together. Your fore and pinky finger should be apart from the middle and your thumb should stick out. While your fingers are like that, move arms in a perpindicular motion. Like rappers in a rap video. And if you just made fun of someone, put hand on top of mouth and scream "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHHHHHHHHH" |